Our dear President, remember how millions of our powerless fellow citizens – our widows, orphans, mentally and physically challenged, and aged pensioners – all today have no one else to look up to wipe their tears than you. Our dear President, never be misled by your eagle-eyed praise-singers…

Last week, Senate President David Mark achieved a new grade in cynicism when he announced Andy Uba as chairman of the Senate Committee on the Independent National Electoral Commission. Andy Uba overseeing INEC? It would be hilarious if it weren’t so ghastly!