Faith & Philosophy

Christians and the Born-Again Phenomenon

My generation was born, grew up, and came of age at a time when Nigeria was not this disordered. It was a time when poverty was not this rampant and entrenched. It was a time when religion and spirituality was not overly commercialized. For the most part, religion was a solemn dialogue with God or other deities — done mostly in private. Not too many people, as far as one could tell, wore their religion on their sleeves. Those who did were mostly considered nuts.

The loudest sect were the white garment Churches. After all these years, I still cannot tell the difference between the Aladura, the Cherubim & Seraphim, the Celestial Churches, the Redeemed Christian Church of God, the Jesu Oyingbo group and the Olumba Olumba folks. They all looked and sounded the alike. The dominant were the Catholic, the Anglican, and the Methodist sects.

And then there was the Scripture Unions, perhaps the forerunners of the born-again movement. I am surprised we don’t have born-again Muslims. May be there are. The SU forbade female members from wearing trousers, putting on lipsticks and other makeup or otherwise dress in flamboyant manner. Some even refused to watch TV or own pricey earthly possessions. Many of its members looked haggard, gaunt and as though escaping concentration camps.

It was also a time when the so-called men of God needed a shtick to pull in and ransack gullible member of the society. In desperate times, desperate people always needed something or somebody to lean on. In hopeless and trying times, desperate people always needed something or somebody to believe in. In times when all seems lost and uncertain, people always needed someone or something to blame for their hapless situation. This was exactly what the so-called men of God provided: the illusion of hope and wellness.

They provided the needed excuses. Witches and wizards were blamed. Neighbors were blamed. Innocent children were accused of unholy acts. Critics and perceived enemies were blamed. The young were not encouraged to imagine, to think critically, and to question standard orthodoxy. The young were not encouraged to push the envelope, to discover new frontiers. But instead were schooled in the art of fear, fatalism and laziness.
And so it is that we now have generations of Nigerians who does not know what it means to think beyond their provinces. They do not know how to be responsible for themselves and to their larger communities.

Essentially the religious establishment helped ruin Nigeria, and has done so in much of Africa. When social scientists writes about the ills that are commonplace in Africa i.e. poor governance, weak institutions, corrupt practices, oppressive culture, the exploitative policies of western regimes and institutions, etc, etc — they usually omit the most lethal of all: the evil of religion as practiced in Nigeria.

In addition, they instilled fear in the mind of the desperate by invoking and misinterpreting the most quoted verse in the Christian historical text: John 3: 16: “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son…whoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.” The ill-informed, ill-educated and mischievous preachers pounced on this and started preaching “damnation and eternal fire.” To escape the illusory bottomless crater of raging fire, one had to be “born again.”

And so began a pandemic and a psychosis that’s about to bring Nigeria and much of the continent to its knees. For about five hundred years, Europeans enslaved Africans. While formal slavery has ended, one of the bubonic plagues they brought, and left behind, are being used to enslave the African mind. If you thought slavery and colonialism was bad, wait another generation or two: the physical and mental havoc will not only be deadly, it may be unparallel in human history.

Historically, it has always been the way of the poor, the miserable and the uneducated, to blame something or somebody for their ill-fated condition. They become averse to hard work and smart work and to taking responsibility for their lot in life. Ironically, in today’s Nigeria, even the educated, the rich and the well-traveled have become enslaved by religion. The born-again movement has so gone off the curve in the not too distant future born-againism may become the major requisite for elective office or political appointment in some Christian enclaves.

As I write this, I cannot but think of my own sojourn as a former Christian. I was a social Christian for the first 25 years of my life. By that I mean I went to Church every now and then, ticked the Christian box, occasionally perused the bible, observed religious holidays and so on and so forth. For a period, I was a Jehovah’s Witness. I had also variously taken to other sects. A childhood friend (Johnbull) had convinced me the world was coming to an end. If I wanted to live forever, I was to convert. And so I did. For three weeks!

When I returned to boarding school (Government Secondary School Ilorin) three weeks later, the world hadn’t ended. To think that I was a believer for three full weeks and nothing happened? How disappointing it was. It’s been three decades since and the world hasn’t ended. Damn, what’s going on? I’ll be around three additional decades before I start thinking of my own mortality. For now however, I am having the best years of my life as an agnostic who teeters on atheism.

My agnosticism has become a cause of concern for many. For almost two years now, the speculation is that “if Sabella is not a Christian or a Muslim, then he must be serving juju or serving something.” I am not serving anything. For twenty or so years now, I have simply come to the conclusion that religion may be useful to some people; it has no place in my life. And whether God or gods exist or not, makes no difference to me.

I do not find religion or spirituality useful or necessary. I am all about the rule of law, professional ethics and personal morality. That’s enough for me. Being a Christian is not enough for them, they have to be born-again. Yet, they steal and rape and vandalize the country all in the name of God. They commit heinous crimes even as they claim to be born-again. When was the last time you met a born-again who wasn’t a scoundrel? As a matter of honor, no scoundrel worthy of his reputation will claim to be a born-again.

In spite of the aforesaid, something happened recently on Facebook. I was telling a friend it was time I became a Christian. But more than that, may be it is time I claim to be a born-again. After all, if I were a born-again Christian, I’d use that designation to dupe people. Really, if I were to (a) claim to be born-again; (b) write to praise-sing politicians; and (c) engage in nefarious acts, I’d be one of the most loved fellows.

As an agnostic with zero record of criminality and moral wastefulness, it is getting to a point where I am the most hated within some circles. And so, I have decided on the followings:

1. Become a Christian
2. Become a born-again
3. Become a praise-singer
4. Join a political party (preferably, the PDP)
5. Engage in political schemes
6. Engage in 419 and other contract schemes
7. Become the gatekeeper of immorality and ethical excesses

Once I have all these under my belt, I expect to be rewarded with (a) love and affection; (b) chieftaincy titles and honorary degrees and social accolades; (c) get appointed as minister, ambassador, or special adviser on something-something; (d) join the league of who-is-who in Nigeria; and (e) get a special invite to religious congregations and meet with famous and infamous pastors, reverends, apostles, deacons and prophets.

5 Comments

  1. I respect your opinion. Such is Life and keep up the good work. They will be surprised that you will be the first in Heaven.

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  2. Sab, you said it all. I joined the rule of law, professional ethics and morality group 3-4 years ago after about more than 3 decades as a christian and partly born again. Back in those days, during NYSC we were brained washed and many new born again were told not to be unequally yoked with unbelievers. Some cut their relationship with friends, girl friends, fiance etc to carry the bible. Some beautiful girls who joined that time were arranged for pastors to marry etc. It is just a nonsense situation.

    How can one believe in “faith”–things that you cannot see but strongly believe that will happen. What’s the difference between having faith and playing lotto? Why are we so stupid that we continue to believe in something that cannot be proved? Heaven/Hell? How many have been there? All we heard is story of vision in dreams, those are not facts. That is why I cannot be friends with anyone with a degree or PhD in Astronomy because they base their facts on fairy tales, pictures of nebulas that they have never seen with their own eyes but remotely tell us that it exist, we can’t go there and see. Religion is like that. It creates a lot of confusion in our society, in families and those who are at the top do not have even have conscience at all. I will not mention names.

    Why are we so stupid that we never question those pastors and deacons ability to see vision. What they normally saw is/are bad things every time. Don’t go to your family house, your friend will poison you, run away from your brother, your wife will leave you, don’t enter your car for seven days etc. We never heard of: next year you will work in so, so, so company, next month you will receive a promotion letter, next year you will build a house or buy a Mercedes Benz. Are we so stupid to question their vision ability?

    My Dad before his death was a professional Treble chance and fixed odds coupon player [Man united vs. Manchester] every Saturday afternoon was like a Sunday to him. That is when he listens to pools result around 12-1 pm in the afternoon on the radio. Nobody dare makes noise at that time. He never won N100,000 before he left us. My point is this: If pastors can see visions why are some of them so poor that they cannot see/in their vision the next lotto number and become a millionaire or give the numbers to all their congregation and bankrupt lotto company? Finally, for those who think too much about vision, looking at stars/future etc, how many times have we saw in the headlines that a psychic won a lottery or kill the almighty “Kora” [Lebanese] as they call it. No a single time, so wetin dem dey carry?

    I agree with Sabella, but I will not join these people in their act(s). I will continue to hold on to my professional ethics doctrine. Please, don’t be a fool anymore. Sabella you need to write on “Spiritual fathers” many are in bondage in this area.

    SMJ [puzzlingthoughtsforme.com]

    USA

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  3. I completely agree with your assesment. Religion has divide us instead of unite. All the churches in Nigeria has not help our moral attitudes, we are worst off than we ever been. Only the big pimp pastors get rich out of the religion enterprises. The fear of punishment by god preached by these conmen makes everyone flock to them for salvation.

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