If you are resident abroad or have reasons to take trips
outside of the shores of Nigeria for business, this may sound familiar. Many times the behavior is cocooned and
interred in a smile or laughter that is far from a show of affection, many
times it is a vitriolic lodged in the veins of resentment, and many times it is
a very mushy and swaddled sniping that speaks as loud as its intended meaning.
One of the sardonic and trenchant shots was recently fired
by one US Senator Ted Crux whose periphrastic verbiage rubbished and labeled
all Nigerians as e-mail scammers. Senator Crux later apologized, but claimed it
was just an attempt at humor. Then a bold circumlocution replete with ignorance,
impertinence and gall came from ignorantist and obscurantist US journalist Ann
Coulter who said recently in Lagos; “Nigeria, for example, leads the world in criminal enterprises. Every level
of Nigerian society is criminal, with the smart ones running Internet scams,
the mid-range ones running car theft rings, and the stupid ones engaging in
piracy and kidnapping. At the University of Lagos, you can major in credit card
fraud”. Outlandish rhetoric like this did not start
Retired General Colin Powell had once reportedly publicly referred to all
Nigerians as “crooks”. Nigeria, for example, leads the world in
criminal enterprises. Every level of Nigerian society is criminal, with the
smart ones running Internet scams, the mid-range ones running car theft rings,
and the stupid ones engaging in piracy and kidnapping. At the University of
Lagos, you can major in credit card fraud.
In 1992, Washington
Post Foreign Service Correspondent, Keith Richburg, threw this salvo of
insolence in a statement; “Welcome to Nigeria, world capitol of the business
scam. Shake hands, but be sure to count your
fingers”. Richburg insinuated that if any person has not
felt the heat of dishonesty and pilferage in the hands of Nigerians, he will
soon, as long as he is in business with Nigerians.
The “Ambassador of
Corruption”, the late King of Oil, Swiss Marc Rich after years
of dealing in oil and living as an umpire of all that was corrupt and deceptive
in the sleek industry in Nigeria, once said this about the terrain from where
he fed fat; “Nigeria is the global capital of corruption”.
Openly- hostile Black American woman and possibly
Nigeria’s worst hater in the history of African-American-Nigerian relationship,
Oprah Winfrey, had once called the Nigeria nation world’s most corrupt, and
suggested that the US severed diplomatic relationships with the country. “All
Nigerians – regardless of their level of education – are corrupt”, Oprah
myopically opined. This is an intellectually debile and warped submission by the
TV queen and her many inveterate and incorrigible cohorts.
This streak of astringent and acerbic low-blows create the impression in the minds of many
people in many nations that all Nigerians are venal and vile, and it shows in
the attitudes of customs and immigrations agents at many ports of entries all
over the world. Many of these
allegations and accusations against Nigeria are deliberately petulant and
With these baggages of smear, smudge and blotch on his
trail, the mountain then becomes too
high to climb for a Nigerian businessman who intends to do business with those
who already have a mindset of venality against him. The “corrupt” suspicion
continues to dangle over his head, and he is considered guilty until proven
innocent. At these charades, you get angry,
you feel insulted, but it is not enough to get angry and enraged. The truth is
that Nigeria has become our mess, and Nigerians must clean it up!
When you skim through the history of a nation like Australia
that was founded by criminals in corrupt British people, you will have hope for
Nigeria. Australia was worse than what Nigeria is today, but over a tediously
long time, it cleaned up its mess and has now become a prosperous, law abiding
nation, and a leader of the free world.
Under Ulysses Grant as
president of the United States, corruption ruled the land, and evidences of
serious political chicanery came to light.
Members of Congress were deep into bribery, and In the Whiskey Ring
Scandal, a group of distillers and tax officers defrauded the U.S. Treasury out
of revenue tax on whiskey. Ulysses’ appointees were found out to be corrupt,
but he continued to back them despite the unearthing of their dishonesty. Richard Nixon was the only American
President to resign because of corrupt practices. These are just few examples
of corruption even in the history of the greatest country of the world. And America cleaned up its mess.
There are many hardworking,
honest, straight forward Nigerians who control astounding wealth that was not
ill-gotten. These Nigerians don’t cut corners, they don’t over-invoice, they
work hard, and God blesses them. They are men and women who do not genuflect
the egregious behaviors of graft, greed and gluttony. You may or may not know
them, but there are people in all sectors of the society who have not soiled
their fingers with thievery and graft. Contrary to what some non-Nigerians may
believe, we are not all thieves!
What is the solution? Good people must get massively involved in politics and government.
Many of those in government business today are not solutions but reinforcing
pillars of the problem. We will deal with this more elaborately in my next article. If anyone told you the cleanup will be a
squeaky clean come-easy-go-easy process, if anyone told you that Nigeria with ease will
wriggle out of the rut and rot, and like
the speed of light, the nation is like Japan and better than the US in 5 years,
that person must be high on a drum of hard
liquor. It will be tough and brutal, because changes always deal with brutish
principalities. But it can be done, and it must be done. It is our mess, and we
must clean it up.
Who are these good people? I am not exclusively referring to pious
or sanctimonious people. Good people are those who are committed to the dream
called Nigeria, those who are loyal to the peaceful and prosperous coexistence
of the nation, and who don’t pursue tribal or ethnic and personal agenda. Good people are also those who have good and
revolutionizing ideas, and who possess the zest, zeal and commitment to revamp
the nation from ground up. Good people are those who believe that they don’t
have any other country but Nigeria, so its success is their success; its
prosperity and peace are to their advantage. These are some of the good people
and they are all over the land.
good people know that most prosperous nations began as acreages of mess and
mire that were cleaned up by good people who did not want the dream to die. These
good people are the ones not in denial that Nigeria is our mess, and we must
clean it up.