This morning I was constipated and guess whose fault it was? Sure you got it! My local government chairman! I don’t know who he is but I chose conveniently to blame him. Why should I take the blame for overdosing on my own gluttony?

No church rebukes Nigerians who do not pay taxes, but they rain curses on those who do not pay the 10% tithe. As a result, the Nigerian government should begin to consider collecting taxes from churches because they make enormous resource just by saying words that both blackmail and brainwash Nigerians...