Every month in America, a holiday extracts money from me like a root canal. Do I get a raise from my job every month? Do you know how rich I...
How could you, Angelina Jolie? How could you? Was I not the one that told you the quickest way to get an ambassadorial position in the UN is to adopt...
I finally had an experience that was more boring than waiting to have your car registered at the Department of Motor Vehicles. There is no better...
I like Wal-Mart. I like their sales better than any other stores’. I am interested in their DVD player sales. It doesn’t matter that I already have...
Your teenage son already sees you as that strange man with the funny accent from Africa who just doesn’t understand him. So, don’t make matters worse...
Halle Berry…She can wear my father’s farm clothes and still look astonishing...If your wife or girlfriend caught you cheating with her in Colorado...
Ehikhamenor responds blow by blow to Toni Kan's Questions Without Answers...
Tending goats in the village can teach you a lot of things. The instincts are buried deep like etchings on a tombstone...
I will not abide by the UN resolutions. I am going ahead to screw you and I dare you not to abide by the Geneva Convention...
We do not set a special day aside to reduce
the turkey population of my nation, and complain of obesity the next morning...
If we can not co-exist as one nation, we sure can be happy as neighbors and someday maybe Nnamdi will shake hands with Mustafa across the border. In...
There is a killer out there. You never know where he is going to strike next. The death toll is increasing by the day. I really don’t feel like going...
You should never use your real name online. There are cyber witches and wizards crawling on our village network and they can use your name for...
You Africans value family. That's why you send money home. We love our own in the Bush family too, but we don't send money. We just rotate the...