Lobsang Rampa the Crooked Writer

It’s with much shock that I met somebody the other day trying to discuss the author named T. (for Tuesday) Lobsang Rampa as a serious subject, despite my past disclosures on the bloke’s dubiousness.

This Lobsang Rampa fellow had written to the publishers, Secker and Warburg, that his real name was Dr Kuan-suo and that he had authored his autobiography in which he told the true story of his life as a lama in Tibet from the age of seven.

According to the self-styled Lobsang Rampa, his search for higher knowledge in Tibet led to his being operated on to open a “third eye” in his forehead.

This was done by boring a hole through his forehead!

The book, The Third Eye by T. Lobsang Rampa, was published in 1956 and quickly sold some 50,000 copies and was translated into a handful of languages before alarm bells rang fast and free about the crookedness of the book.

The Daily Mail of London scooped that the so-called Lobsang Rampa was no Tibetan after all.

He was in fact an Englishman named Cyril Henry Hoskins, the son of a plumber from Devon!

He was in real life a surgical goods maker and part-time photographer.

After he was exposed for the fraud he was, Lobsang Rampa was traced to a hotel in Dublin where he was hiding.

He made some very interesting explanations to the reporters.

He agreed that he was truly an Englishman but added the dimension that his body was inhabited by a Tibetan lama!

Lobsang Rampa, also known as Dr Kuan-suo and Cyril Henry Hoskins, further explained that the lama took possession of his body on one inauspicious day in which he fell down from a tree while attempting to take photographs of an owl!

It was while he lay on the ground that a lama in blue and saffron robes floated in the air toward him and then suddenly took possession of his body!

This kind of a tall story is deserving of the ultimate prize in absurd fiction writing.

Lobsang Rampa, even as he was exposed as a hoax, went on to publish other books such as Doctor from Lhasa, The Rampa Story, Living with the Lama, etc.

He said that one of his books was narrated to him by his cat!

All the Lobsang Rampa tales about “Astral Travel” can be seen to be neither here nor there.

The intriguing life of Lobsang Rampa forms a part of the memoir of his publisher Frederic Warburg entitled All Authors Are Equal.

Actually, other publishers had turned down Lobsang Rampa on the grounds that his proposition was implausible but the enthusiastic Warburg gave the benefit of the doubt to the self-styled mystic whom he agreed to meet over lunch.

Publisher Warburg was surprised that mystic Rampa ordered only fish and chips for lunch!

The scoop by Daily Mail on Lobsang Rampa was masterminded by another writer with links to Tibet, Heinrich Harrer, the bestselling author of Seven Years in Tibet.

Now, how can Nigerians still promote this hoax called Lobsang Rampa?

The English 419 known as Lobsang Rampa is not fit for literary consumption, bikonu!

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Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Uzor Maxim Uzoatu
Uzor Maxim Uzoatu is the author of God of Poetry, Satan's Story, A Play of Ghosts and The Missing Link. A 2008 Caine Prize for African Writing nominee, he wrote the text for Scottish photographer Owen Logan's caricature of Michael Jackson's visit to Nigeria entitled Masquerade. He lives in Lagos and is married with children.

1 COMMENT

  1. Your submission about the fake T. Lobsang Rampa, whose real name was Cyril Henry Hoskins, is absolutely right. He lied to the world about being able to journey into other worlds by means of “Astral Travel,” to visit ancestors and /or relatives; or to prevent an on coming sickness, accidents or some kind of bad or spiritual attacks, were all baseless and misleading!
    Thank you for sharing more light on this hoaxy persona-non gratia. Your piece could help save the hasty gullibles. Thank you.

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