I salute you all in the name of the father and of the son and of the holly spirit. To all sons and daughters of the almighty God, Jah Jehovah, I bring good news from the omnipresent and the omnipotent. You see, God manifested himself to me. God spoke to me last night. He instructed me to pass a series of messages and commands to every earthly Nigerians.
First, God is not happy with
Second, God wonders why you have consistently failed to donate 15% of your earnings (tithe) to his house and his cause. Those who are ready to start, or continue, should at once contact me. Cash, checks, credit and debit cards accepted. I am God’s son on earth.
Third, you may also deed your houses, cars, planes and other worldly possessions to me. God told me you will not need any of these things in paradise. All you do in his kingdom is sing, praise his name, dance and have your share of a dozen virgins. Fine-fine omoges.
Fourth, he directed me to tell you not to worry about earthly possessions and position; and that you need not worry about the ways and means of politicians. And that no matter the offence committed by your president, governors, commissioner — all will be well.
Fifth, God said that you need not worry yourselves whether or not these politicians dipped their hands into the public treasury. For instance, the governor is the government; and whatever belonged to the government and the people also belonged to the governor.
Sixth, the Lord instructed me to warn Nigerians against calling Ibori, Odili, Igibinedion, Atiku, Tinubu, Olusegun Obasanjo and others thieves. Oh no, these men are not thieves. You must obey the law and since no court has adjudged them guilty, they are not guilty.
Seventh, Hallelujah? Hallelujah!! God almighty is angry at most of you for insinuating that Chief Michael Andoakaa is aiding and abetting criminals like James Ibori. He sees the hand of Mallam Ribadu. God said “all na lie…SAN no dey chop or take G-M-G.”
Eight, God said Nigerians must recommit themselves. He said Nigerians must pledge allegiance to President Yar’Adua as Yar’Adua was installed by God (not by any man). The President is God’s favored and most trusted child. All must bow before him!
Nine, to think that President Yar’Adua is beholden to Ibori or Odili will be considered a sin by God. Your hearts must be clean of such thoughts. No one donated to his campaign. There was never a back-door or behind the scene deal involving the president. No, never!
Ten, God does not understand why you all hate and despise Olusegun Obasanjo. He does not understand why you think of him as corrupt, inept and wasteful. He was not. God said that without OBJ there never would have been a
Eleven, Yo hommies, God said if you piss him off, he is going to make military coup d’etat possible in
And finally, God wants to know why Dr. Okey Ndibe is always hassling, rubbishing and giving Brother Andy wahala. Andy Uba is a man with triple advanced degrees: JD, MBA, PHD. God asks: “Why the jealousy? Nna, na wetin happen….wetin Andy do you sef?”
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